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You've been through the desert on a horse with no name.  Except your horse does have a name.  What is it? 

Thirsty. Because the desert is dry, get it? Oh my cleverness always ceases to amaze me.

In other news, today I learned that if you swear at all in Radio Shack, you are immediately attended to by a manager. The employee calls the manager over and repeats what you said to the manager but where you swore they say "Swear word" instead. For example, if you were to say "I would not be fucking exchanging it if it worked," they say to the manager "This customer said she "would not be swear word exchanging it if it worked." Then the manager will ask you, even if you look sleepy and are standing very still and leaning in a non threatening way on the counter:"M'am, is this a stuation that may escalate?" At that point, you might want to say "No, but I applaud your careful following of the training video," because that will leave them both completely flummoxed and frightened you are a mystery shopper or someone from corporate and then the staffers will quickly do anything you ask, including square dance with you in the iPod accessories aisle.