Autobiography Titles

I have considered this numberous times, in fact made a game of it at some point, A co-worker at Topps many moons ago named Mark got my best effort - I thought his auto bio should be called "Mark, My words."

Mine however would more closely reflect the spirit rather than the content of my life. Some samples:

• Autiobiography of Well Meaning Autodidact.
• Autodidactics, Automobiles, Autonomy and Personal Autarky: An Autobio
• Table for two, Kingdom of one: My Life as an Autocrat.
• Autonym: They named me Leslie, but you may call me Peaches.
• The Little Engine that Could, but Just Didn't Feel Like It: Confessions of an Underachiever.
• Am I Still Smiling? My Life as a hard working Optimist.
• I Lied, It Sucked, (the truth about Leslie)
• 29 Great Years and Then Some other Stuff.
• Peaked in High School: A memoir
• Most Hated: A failed attempt at becoming notorious.
• Don't Stop Loving Me!
• Moisturizer, Music and Medication: Unnatural Living with Leslie
• My Autobiography: The Great American Pamphlet